what do you guys think about my 'drop-geog-then-no-one-catch-joke'? rendered crippled after it right? i was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth today. and 'VOILA' a lame riddle hit me. you must be good at physics to answer this riddle.
so here's the riddle: i saw 2 mosquitoes buzzing happily (in unison still) in front of me. out of frustration, i reached out and hit one of them dead. something mysterious happened!!!! both died!!!!!!! why?!!!?!??! WHY?!?!??!! why?!?!?!?! WHYYYY!?!?!?!??!
WHY?
the answer is: 'cause i was standing in front of the mirror, BRUSHING my teeth. and the 2 mozzies are actually - the dead mozzie and its own reflection!
i will supply this blog with random lame jokes anytime. so be prepared! get your clutches ready!
oh YAH! there is another joke that our CSP teacher shared with us during CSP tutorial. for hannah's n jessalyn's sake - i shall post it up on this blog entry too! *grins*
老师：同学们，一个笑话常常能反映一个国家的people, their culture and lifestyle. (i cant remember what's those cheem chinese words said by him)
the joke is about this woman who is very materialistic - meets this guy. this 5-Cs-crazed-woman asks the guy if he has a bmw and condo. the guy says no and replies saying that he has instead a porshe and a bungalow.
i seriously - cant sense a hint of humour in our respectable teacher's joke. so i tried to salvage the stagnant and totally unbearable tension (compounded by hardly audible forced giggles of appreciation of the effort put in by the teacher) in the classroom by telling the teacher this:
奕冰：老师，你知不知道有些笑话也反映了这里的气温。
apparently, the teacher did not understand what i was saying and went on telling us another joke.
- yibing aka sforzo
